While it is widely assumed that Kevin Garnett went straight from High School to the NBA, few know he spent last year training with an aboriginal medicine man to secure his certification to practice holistic medicine. Shortly thereafter, he convinced Greg Oden of the dire need to remove his Anterior Cruciate Ligament and excise the evil spirits held within.
What happened afterwards remains a mystery, but the new and improved KG would go on to lead his aging Celtic Brotherhood to a postseason birth, despite the efforts of Paul Pierce’s douche-stache.
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